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My step-auntie Betsy ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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