Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.