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Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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