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My step-auntie Betsy ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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