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Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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