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My step-auntie Betsy ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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