Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.