Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Betsy ate …

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stale bread stinky tofu a plate of soggy nachos canned prunes over-cooked pasta mouldy potatoes yesterday's fish mushy peas the last Rolo Brussels sprouts

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