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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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