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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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