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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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