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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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