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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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