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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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