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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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