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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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