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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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