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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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