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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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