Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.