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Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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