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My step-auntie Agatha ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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