Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate …

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soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers stinky tofu yesterday's fish canned prunes a box of dead mice mushy peas a wedge of blue cheese over-cooked pasta cat biscuits

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