Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Agatha ate …

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Brussels sprouts soggy lettuce over-cooked pasta canned prunes yesterday's fish a wedge of blue cheese a box of dead mice mushy peas stale bread a stale biscuit

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