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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Agatha
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
a stale biscuit
mushy peas
mouldy potatoes
turkey twizzlers
stinky tofu
soggy lettuce
over-cooked pasta
cat biscuits
a wedge of blue cheese
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