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My step-auntie Adele ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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