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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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