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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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