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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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