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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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