Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a stale biscuit and Vulcan death-gripped …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a policeman a TV personality a taxi driver a man a pilot a tramp a ticket inspector a woman a shepherd a dentist

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.