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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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