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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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