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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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