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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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