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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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