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My step-auntie Adele ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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