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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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