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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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