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Bad food

My step-auntie Adele ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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