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My step-auntie Adele ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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