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My step-auntie Adele ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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