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My step-auntie Adele ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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