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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Adele
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
cat biscuits
yesterday's fish
mouldy potatoes
stale bread
mushy peas
a box of dead mice
Brussels sprouts
a stale biscuit
soggy lettuce
stinky tofu
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