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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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