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My step-auntie Emily ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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