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My step-auntie Emily ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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