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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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