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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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