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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Emily
ate
stale bread
and
saw a vision of
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a bull 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
a hyena 🐺
a turkey 🦃
a cheetah 😺
a cow 🐮
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