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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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