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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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