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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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