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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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