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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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