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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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