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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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