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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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