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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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