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My step-auntie Emily ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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