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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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