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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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