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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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