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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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