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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Emily
ate
mushy peas
and
Vulcan death-gripped
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a milkman
a shepherd
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a train driver
a policewoman
a student
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a woman
a farmer
a man
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