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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Emily
ate
canned prunes
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
nutcracker choked
scissor-kicked
bit
kneed
throat-punched
slapped
head-butted
punched
Vulcan death-gripped
kicked
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