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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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