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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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