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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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