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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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