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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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