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My step-auntie Emily ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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