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Bad food
My
step-auntie
Emily
ate
a box of dead mice
and
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
kicked
throat-punched
punched
slapped
Vulcan death-gripped
head-butted
karate-chopped
kneed
scissor-kicked
roundhouse kicked
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