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My step-auntie Emily ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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