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Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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