Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

stale bread soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers Brussels sprouts a stale biscuit yesterday's fish canned prunes mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos a box of dead mice

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.