Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My step-auntie Emily ate …

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mushy peas a plate of soggy nachos over-cooked pasta soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers mouldy potatoes Brussels sprouts stale bread cat biscuits yesterday's fish

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