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Bad food

My step-auntie Gertrude ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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