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Bad food

My step-auntie Gertrude ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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