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My step-auntie Gertrude ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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