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My step-auntie Gertrude ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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