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Bad food

My step-auntie Gertrude ate …

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a wedge of blue cheese yesterday's fish soggy lettuce turkey twizzlers mushy peas a box of dead mice mouldy potatoes a stale biscuit over-cooked pasta Brussels sprouts

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