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My step-uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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