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My step-uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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