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My step-uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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