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My step-uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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