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My step-uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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