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My step-uncle ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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