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Bad food
My
step-uncle
ate
stale bread
and
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
punched
kicked
roundhouse kicked
Vulcan death-gripped
nutcracker choked
bit
kneed
head-butted
scissor-kicked
throat-punched
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