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My step-uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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