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My step-uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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