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My step-uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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