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My step-uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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