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My step-uncle ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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